Mr Goose is a good, quiet little webfooted waterfowl that likes playing with his toys. He has lots of imaginary friends who all live on an island in the middle of a big lake on Southampton Common.

One day, while he was swimming around his pond, quietly minding his own business, he decided to make a record. This was a bit of a silly thing to do because he is rubbish at making records. In fact, there are small fluffy garden animals that have more musical talent then Mr G.

He has large, clumsy webbed feet which makes playing any musical instrument with any degree of accuracy very difficult indeed. And he keeps banging his little goosy beak on the mixing desk because he cannot turn the knobs properly. But the poor chap does his best. Besides, he is very good at honking and eating goose food.