Hey, guys!

Welcome to Charlie N. George, the real Worst Band Ever!

...Okay, that's not exactly true, since we at least have good taste. While neither me or fellow founder George Rogers know how to play any instruments, we are both huge experimental music connoisseurs. Our early work (The Book of Abysmality and our self-titled) basically sounds like Captain Beefheart meets Wesley Willis, while our later work (as of this writing, not yet published on Jamendo) borrows much more from sludge metal and industrial. 

But I think our greatest achievement is in how we record it. You see, while most digital recordings these days have similar production to N Sync and Symphony X (AKA: bad. Curse you, Pro Tools!),  thanks to our improvisational style, our music sounds astoundingly analog, despite being wholly recorded on Garageband. 

So guys, if you want something new agey and easy to follow, you should probably look elsewhere. But if you want unique avant-garde music from kids who really know their Zappa, there's really nowhere else to go in the Creative Commons world. 

Thanks for your time, everybody!

-Charlie Rogers, frontman of Charlie N. George