Uncle Dave left his pizza parlor Late one night When he saw something That gave him quite a fright Zombies were attacking the town And running through the streets Uncle Dave whipped out a knife Ready to chop some dead meat He cleaved through their flesh They cried out in pain But still the zombies charged With a craving for brains Uncle Dave killed the zombies With the greatest of ease Making them bow before him And cry out, "Please?" We just want some pizza Making pizza by day Killing zombies by night The zombies came out In the middle of the day They craved some pizza Made by Uncle Dave Uncle Dave ran outside And saw the attack Zombies were killing his customers Just for a snack We just want some pizza Making pizza by day Killing zombies by night Zombies, zombies, zombies Making pizza by day Killing zombies by... Night!