well a long long long long time ago before i was born that's all i know there were two young cruel brave young men their king said hit the road and come back again they got the gig 'cause the king thought they had what it took and the aztecs shivered and incas shook they saw the white sails and muskets long thought these are gods/but they were wrong to the native people's sorrow here come Cortez and Pizarro Hernando and Francisco hacked their way to heaven blow by blow men of god in Spain they worked for someone else in Mexico they burned their ships upon the shore said we ain't goin' back to Spain no more in the smoking embers on the sand lay the future of the land to the native people's sorrow here come Cortez and Pizarro Hernando and Francisco hacked their way to heaven blow by blow men of god in Spain they worked for someone else in Mexico now gifts were gave/hands were shook but men are men/and man they took now the thing that brought this on for me was my cool earring and my new goatee the mirror shows a 16th century caballero so i thought i'd get some armor and grab my steed ride down across the border and over the seas and apologize from atop my palomino for the native people's sorrow for Cortez and Pizarro Hernando and Francisco hacked their way to heaven blow by blow men of god in Spain they worked for someone else in Mexico