She’s only seventeen So hot and wunderbar Plans to study medicine And dances Chá-chá-chá While I won’t shave my face She shaves her lalala pre-chorous And I get mail from her Twice a day x2 She wears shiny braces But she never wears a bra Likes to kiss in public places Sleeps under the stars She has a private website See it for ten Dollars pre-chorous x2 chorous She’s so sweet! And really really dirty! But she never never never Replys to me! Ooooh… She’s out ev’ry night Party at the bars Likes boys as she likes girls Always goes too far She twists her pretty curls Does it in your car pre-chorous x2 chorous first verse, spoken pre-chorous x2 chorous She’s so sweet!!!