Put Gabi on TV She eats 50 pancakes in a minute There’s not a pant on earth that fits Not a chair that wouldn’t split If that’s 15 minutes worth to see Put Gabi on TV x2 60 pounds and 6 feet tall Her golden hair attracts ’em all Her eyes so big her mind so small If that’s 15 minutes worth to see Put Heidi on TV x2 chorous They laugh, they cry They live, they die They laugh, they cry They live and they die by my By my remote Put berti on tv He was a child so calm and modest Always busy always honest His mother lost him in the forrest If that’s 15 minutes worth to see Put Berti on TV x2 chorous His hair so dark his smile so bright Jump in his Porsche for a ride He loves at least two girls each night If that’s 15 minutes worth to see Put Schorschi on TV chorous