NEVER HAPPY I was left electrocuted just when I'd installed the lightning rod If you're falling from a building there is something soft to brake your fall NEVER HAPPY WITH YOUR LIFE YOU WOULD COMPLAIN IN PARADISE If a thousand players lose you just turn up to the game and win When the tiger fled the zoo I was the first person on the scene The radio fell inside your bathtub You survived, took it out and it played your favourite song! The cig I threw away when I said I'd quit smoking It burnt my house down!