Happy Spam In his happy can. Singing the lunchmeat song. He says "eat me! eat me!" "eat me! eat me!" "eat me! eat me!" All day long, all day long. Jerrican! I know he can! He sold dirty photographs to the blind man, who says "read to me!" "read to me!" "read to me!" All day long, all day long. Suicide Squid commits sushi instead. Bringing dining pleasure once he's dead, once he's dead! He says "eat me! eat me!" "eat me! eat me!" "eat me! eat me!" All day long, all day long. It's my turn! You'll never learn. I relieved myself upon your potted fern. It said "weed me! weed me!" "weed me! weed me!" "weed me! weed me!" All day long, all day long. (c) Tim Mungenast