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GIFTzentrale

by Arne Pahlke 

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dark electropop wave alternative german

 

21 tracks
91:07
 

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GIFTzentrale

 

 

Herzlich Willkommen zum lieblich lodernden Weltuntergang, zur einladend grässlichen Gegenwarts- und Zukunftsschau.

 

 

Die GIFTzentrale bietet einen weiteren unheilverkündenden Pahlk‘schen Blick in unsere Welt, in dieses Sammelsurium selbstgeschaffener Scheußlichkeiten.

 

 

Und damit Ihnen bei alledem nicht Bange wird ... und Sie nicht von dieser bösen Schwermut erdrückt werden, verpackt der freundliche Weltuntergangsverkäufer EXTRA FÜR SIE alles in ein kunterbuntes-wunderbar-widerliches-einfangendes  Hörgebilde.

 

 

Und wenn Sie sich Ihre wohltemperierte Laune nicht verderben lassen wollen, überhören Sie einfach einige der besonders deprimierenden Textbotschaften  – oder lauschen Sie ihnen und fühlen  sich dennoch wohl -  genauso wie es der Erschaffer dieser Audio-Ungeheuer tut!

 

Jawohl, er tanzt feixend zum Weltuntergang und lädt Sie einen Augenblick später fröhlich zum kollektiven Massenmord auf.  

 

Und warum denn auch nicht?

 

 

Nein, Herr Pahlke ist nicht verrückt und böse!

 

Der stets freundlich grüßende Onkel Pahlke ist lediglich akut vom Wahnsinn infiltriert. Doch deshalb sollte  man Herrn Pahlke nicht an die glattrasierten Hungerstelzen pissen!  Dieser Unmensch ist irgendwie komplett unschuldig! Er ist einfach eines  jener vom trivialen Leben gezeichneten Dreiviertel-Erleuchtungs-Opfer, die Zeit ihres Lebens wie besessen in offenen und halb zugewachsenen Wunden wühlen müssen. Lassen Sie Herrn Pahlke gefälligst in Ruhe und beachten Sie ihn und seine Werke auch weiterhin nicht! Unternehmen Sie stattdessen lieber etwas gegen die unzähligen Total-Krüppel, die  ihre seicht-heiteren Durchfallerzeugnisse in die Welt kacken, wo diese leider massenhaft fäkalliebende  Abnehmer finden. Herr Pahlke hingegen gehört zu einer schützenswerten Spezies, denen ohnehin kaum  noch jemand Gehör schenkt, weshalb von diesen Sonderlingen keine Gefahr ausgeht! Die wahren Bösen und Wahnsinnigen finden Sie vor allem  in den Reihen jener, die sich selbst für schrecklich normal halten und die sich in dieser Welt rundum wohl fühlen. Und dies meist nur aus einem Grund: Sie haben ausreichend Geld und/oder Macht, welche(s) sie dauerhaft ruhigstellt und sie mit dem Wahnsinn, der sie umgibt – versöhnt – oft sogar blind dafür macht. 

Deshalb noch einmal: nicht Herr Pahlkes Erzeugnisse sind böse oder Magengeschwürerzeugend, sondern …

 

Die Welt, in der er lebt, ist verrückt und böse!

 

 ...und zwar dermaßen verrückt und böse, dass der alte Herr Pahlke es für unbedingt erforderlich ansieht, auch weiterhin im Dreck der Spezies Mensch zu wühlen. Er weiß natürlich, dass es Gedichte, Geschichten, Romane, Theaterstücke und  Musik gibt, die weitaus besser verträglicher ist. Aber Arne Pahlke versteht sich nun einmal nicht als balsamischer Onkel Doktor, sondern als Beobachter und Benenner all jener Dinge, die fernab vom Glück und Seligkeit liegen. Um es aber seinen Lesern und Hörern dennoch einigermaßen erträglich zu machen, bereitet er seine eigentliche Botschaften häufig auf eine Art und Weise auf und zu, die selbst die oberflächlichsten Menschen dazu animieren, einige seiner Erzeugnisse anzuhören und mitunter sogar zu mögen, womit er dann auch wieder zurechtkommen muss, was ihm wiederrum noch sarkastischer und zynischer werden lässt...damit er diese ...aber lassen wir das!

Sie sehen/lesen/hören – es ist ein Teufelskreis, indem diese arme Kreatur feststeckt – lesen und hören Sie deshalb lieber woanders rein – bei diesem Mann kann man nur depressiv werden!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



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11/04/09

01/04/09

This is a powerful work. It goes against the growing fashion to publish short songs or albums to poor strategies of "marketing".
Beautiful electropop songs, essential and perfect songs with ancient flavor, open to infinite possible musical directions. Great electronica. Bravissimo!!!

An interesting,German, electro,alternative, neo wave, synthesizer underground musical album. Good sound effects, good vocals, interesting lyrics, never a dull moment in checking this album out.

28/03/09

Meine Deutsche ist Bißchen, aber ich Versuch zu verstehen.

Ultimately, I judge music intuitively and the Geist is apparently strong here. As a whole I let it drift into my subconscious and see how it feels. It feels and sounds very good and I have been tipped off that I might share something of the attitude of this artist. The variation and different textural effects are entertaining enough without Google translation, though obviously that would make things a bit easier. I am going to listen and appreciate the sound, while I try to translate the preamble.

OK done, and I think we share a lot in common with our world view. I have days when if someone presented me with a button on a box that would annihilate our world, to either eradicate the human race totally and have done with it, or simply leave it to the rats and fleas to recreate the population, I would press it, it doesn't matter either way. But people are what they are, and I am not one of the herd and neither is Herr Pahlke. A lovely refreshingly unique and strong attitude comes over without even verstehen Sie. However, having said that there are days when I foolishly believe there is some hope, and I say foolishly, because as soon as I do, someone or something comes along and takes it all away again. Naturally inclined to be melancholic to say the least, I will say I might not be paranoid, but it doesn't mean that they are not out to get me. I try and do good things and apparently that deserves hatred and vilification, c'est la vie! What can I do in a no-win situation. When will the bombs start dropping on my house?

The real terrorists are the ones running the 'show', so it seems to me. Terrorism to fight terrorism is not much of a positive attitude nor role model. And that vote is one of no confidence, representational democracy is bullshit worldwide as part of the American NWO (New World Order), order being the emphasis, i.e. control to burgers. It is all rubbish. Killing continues and is not prohibited for those who are apparently in place to prevent it, with their self-righteous justifications, but where is the accountability, when if a country runs out of a resource it just takes anothers?

There is however, I believe, a need for solidarity but we live in a confusion of information and propaganda. How many people are not self-involved in merely surviving the trauma of capitalism as an economic system, to have the wherewithal or even time to stand up and speak out, after trying to sift through the over-abundance of disinformation. This is why we need artists like this to spread the word with fantastic musical ability. If you are still with me take a look at LITH as well, on this site. Say your piece and make your peace, before the bombs and chemicals come raining down on your heads. Leave it too long and it will be too late. There are innocent people being annihilated in some trigger-happy pilots confusion of VR simulation. Warfare has been depersonalised, except for the few on the ground, who justify shooting children for throwing stones at fully, if not over equipped armies. What kind of conscience must a person have to be able to sleep at night when they behave so, and that's God's chosen people for you, backed by the superpowers.

The ultimate effect is terminal in the throes of death, as children toy with pieces of depleted uranium shells, but there is no end to the production of vile toys of war. It has been going on for thousands of years and will continue to do so, why not when it's making a few people a hell of a lot of money and retaining power for the 'elite'. Sick pigs indeed. Man, I love this album. Not only is it saying a lot that I am strongly inclined to agree with, it is doing so in an immensely entertaining and varied pattern of musical expression, sound and structure. It's presentation is excellent and the message profoundly pertinent and topical. Zuhören und lernen Sie!-)

One of you might find yourself writing a letter from a prison cell, even if you are lucky enough to get the privilege, in between torture sessions. I might! Anyway, I retain the might to write and this is my gift to you, the artist and reader alike. Like I said, listen and learn. Use a translator if need be, I can get by to a degree but there are probably a myriad little nuances I am missing out on, or plain misinterpreting. That's the paradoxical thing about free speech, we have it at our fingertips, unless they pull the plug on you, so why not use it. If we stand united, we will never be divided. Wenn wir vereint, werden wir nie geteilt werden.

Overall, with or without the effort of translating this magical musical expression, there are many things to be said, and done, about the world around us. This is one artist who is willing to state his case, and this is one 'reviewer' who is willing to state his own. If nothing else you can at least enjoy the wonderful variations of sound and rythym, structured to entertain and maybe educate as well. Use the tools wisely and join the vanguard. What happened to the postmodern world we were promised ten years ago, a hundred and ten years ago? It seems to boil down to the same people in power, holding all the strings and making us poor puppets dance their way, not ours.

28/03/09

Finally got the time to listen again to this very generous album from Arne. Unbelievable is the productionrate and especially the quality of all tracks. Very pure direct instrumentation, that gives a great feel to the world. He manages to give within minutes every time an atmosphere of its own, as if a novelwriter manages to deliver a complete book in a few sheets. Adding to that his magnificent texts, which i'm glad i'm able to understand, you get a great view on everything thats wrong with us seeking souls, but in a way there still is hope. For non-germans, try at least to googletranslate the texts, or force Arne to publish his english text, which deserve to be read and overthought worldwide. A treasurebox full of great electronic music, who reveal worlds everytime you listen and listen. Very recommended stuff, superb songwriting, class music...

 

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DEU
Genre Liedermacher-Elektro, Neo-Wave,...
Release October 30, 2008
Listens 4170 Downloads 291
Starred 20 Playlisted 2    
Reviews 14 Rating 8.6/10

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