Poo Culture ( Obsessed With Katie Price ) - A Plastic Horse Workshop

Not only are some of the frankly very weird guys who comprise The Stellar Art Wars obsessed with Mariah , but also Katie Price aka Jordan. We love our celebrities , and let's keep playground gossip going for the sake of entertainment- libel lawyers always make everything SOOOO dull--- fan fiction rocks... Official sites where you can't even debate anything other than the colour of Nicole Girlsaloud-Sugababe's hair. And get flamed if you suggest it might not be natural.

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Drugs are probably quite bad for you, and I'm intending to try to go straight again. And concentrate on our new , semi serious project. Andy has been working all this week on building a new DAW system, yep , even running legit software this time, now there's a first.

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And no, I didn't have a gay affair with a corporate law student whilst at college up north, but I think it adds to the fun. I did had some good friends at uni, such as Tim Muckle, Charles Whitworth and a Brazillian guy called Neto - I think his first name was Hercules. Latin Americans have wicked names, like Jesus and stuff. How are you supposed to crack and think you're Jesus if you're from Brazil or somewhere. If you are or know of any of these dudes, please drop us a line. At one point we were in a band called Doss (sometimes known as Dos 5) And we played a gig at Le Palais nightclub in Sheffield.

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Tim and I scored some acid in Cuba aka Occasions , a local druggie haunt back then and can remember tapping on the keys of the Dell 386s in the engineering faculty and hearing different notes, like a keyboard, which then started melting and driping on the floor. Making the "rain" sound off a roland MT32.

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Let's bring some fun and mentality back into rock and roll. This music is copyright free and a selection of mixes including some of the multitrack masters are provided to have some fun with. It runs at 160bpm. Which is like BMP , or the British Moron Party who boldy fight those slimy, treacherous JPEGS.

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Public Domain by W&W , 2009 . Produced by Wainwright/Wainwright for Stellar Art Wars productions. Vocals, keyboards and guitars by Andy Pop.