endless thread (English)

phonicboom wrote: the sound curve does not make a good swear word!

But Polish "kurwa" does not sound like English "curve"! I don't know how to write it phonetically... It can be heard in a song by the Spanish band "Heroes del silencio" so I believe it's the same pronunciation as in Spanish.
Got it!
Here's the Polish version of the English "fuck" lecture, but with "kurwa":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DyeVRtnHps
You can hear how our great "kurwa" sounds.

Yeah phon, I know what you mean :
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phonicboom wrote: only we poles know better

Yeah! You can also easily hide an offence in a conversation telling English native "Who you are!" when you don't want him to know you hate him. YOU would know you just told him "A prick you are!".
Good to be a Pole...

we have a storm here and, believe it or not, but it's true, it is messing with my wireless internet connection

i'm trying to view the you tube curve movie and will report back as soon as i can.... (@marac)

@saregama, nice pics

Хуй you are?

SaReGaMa wrote: Хуй you are?

@marac,

you tube

this does not sound rude!

just sounds russian..

..someone talking german sounds ruder than this even if they are being nice

Because Polish is generally a nice and pleasant language.

When I hear someone talking Hungarian, Swedish or Dutch I immediately feel the urge to send him a big loud KURWA!
In Dutch even "good morning" starts with a sound "who"... thanks god not followed by "you", but still...

Well the chinese restaurants here sometimes have Fuck word thats because of some chinese spelling mistakes

ljmudit wrote: Fuck

marac wrote: Because Polish is generally a nice and pleasant language.

Hah, Hindi is nice and pleasant!

Hindi is the daughter of Sanskrit.


Actually I speak many languages myself:

Hindi
English
Gujarati
Punjabi
Sanskrit
Hinglish

phonicboom wrote: is that censored in Poland

for adults only

marac wrote: who

guess you've heard of the english TV program "Dr Who"

is that censored in Poland

ljmudit wrote: Hindi
English
Gujarati
Punjabi
Sanskrit
Hinglish

you forgot your new one, "Bad Language"

Who is who?

I wonder how the employees answer the phone in those restaurants.....

phonicboom wrote: ljmudit wrote: Fuck

You forgot we cured him yesterday...

I wonder how the employees answer the phone in those restaurants.....

Eh? It multiplies now?

SaReGaMa wrote: Who is who?

But whoyou mean?

phonicboom wrote: TV program "Dr Who"

"Who" is not enough. It must be followed by "y" like in "you". So a "prick" is "who-y". And "who-you" is a variation:
"He is a who-y", but "Fuck off, who-you!", "Come here, who-you" or "Let's talk about this who-you".

SaReGaMa wrote: I wonder how the employees answer the phone in those restaurants.....

hello john speaking fuck you

SaReGaMa wrote: I wonder how the employees answer the phone in those restaurants.....

fuck you, john speaking

SaReGaMa wrote: Eh? It multiplies now?

fuck you, bad work man blames his tools

marac wrote: In Dutch even "good morning" starts with a sound "who"... thanks god not followed by "you", but still...

goedemorgen?? sounds like chuyeemorchan i LOVE dutch.. yes i do! who-yeah-mord-chen

SaReGaMa wrote: I wonder how the employees answer the phone in those restaurants.....

I got it. Just called. They answered:
"Fuck you, who you are calling to?

SaReGaMa wrote: I wonder how the employees answer the phone in those restaurants.....

who?

marac wrote: You forgot we cured him yesterday...

not at all, I will keep following my principles. I am just checking how it sounds when I write that word

kangaroomusique wrote: goedemorgen?? sounds like chuyeemorchan i LOVE dutch.. yes i do! who-yeah-mord-chen

Never been to the Netherlands, but Belgian version sounded to me more like "who-teah-mor-hen"

EDIT:
"who-yeah" in Polish is plural for "who-y"! Like in:

Bye, who yeah! Gotta go.

ljmudit wrote: I am just checking

Yeah, of course!
"I did not steal it! I just borrowed it!"

marac wrote: but Belgian version sounded to me more like "who-teah-mor-hen"

it depends where you went

Fuk mi sushi and seafood, how can I help you?

SaReGaMa wrote: Fuk mi sushi and seafood, how can I help you

i just had chance to ask my wife....

and ((contrary to popular belief)) if you asked for a FUCK in thailand

you would be given a fruit resembling a very soft papaya

fuk yao

Now I understand...
Giving someone such "thing" to eat is like saying "fuck you" to him. Hence the name.

marac wrote: Giving someone such "thing" to eat is like saying "fuck you" to him. Hence the name

yes, she says it's awful

You are spamming this GREAT thread

ljmudit wrote: You are spamming this GREAT thread

you started it with the cricket

almost bored me to death

oh no more cricket!!!!!

phonicboom wrote: yes, she says it's awful

I see! I wouldn't touch it with a stick, though I see on the photo that some are brave enough...

Now just imagine your mother-in-law comes with visit and you greet her:
"Hello mum! Please taste my fuk yao! Prepared espeeeeeecially for you....

It's more wicked than using "who you"...

Thai people are pure evil.

Nooooooooo..... He won't dare.

EDIT:
He just did.

wait..

Mudit...? Why are they wearing pyjamas? It's because of boredom of this game? Do they get too sleepy at some point and then just pass out on the field?

CHAMP OF CHAMPS



MY OLD BRO!

Padded lampposts coming to London, for the protection of stupid

http://techdigest.tv/2008/03/padded_lamppost.html

phonicboom wrote: Padded lampposts coming to London, for the protection of stupid

Now I know why you moved...

BAD JOKE ALERT!!

marac wrote: Now I know why you moved...

well someone had to move - and the lamp post wouldn't

so so so sorry

phonicboom wrote: BAD JOKE ALERT!!

No... Why?
Your usual level.

Did I miss something important?

What do you mean?