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Lyrics
Mental powers -- send her flowers --
Social pigs fly -- half-cocked advice --
Old-school romance -- wooden ball bat --
Black-eye candy -- rope burn -- plan B.
Today, going steady can be so very hard:
Shrinking backseats in the family car;
Long walks on moonlit beaches can be a test --
Just beat her and force her to have sex.
If you think your girl is loosing interest,
Drive out to the mall for a brand new print dress.
Black tire marks on a light blue pastel --
Tell the cute nurse you didn't hear her yell.
To meet nice girls you need good logic;
Make sure you find a heavy object.
Check out a friend at the library --
Knock her off her feet with a dictionary.