Mad Mush EP

Early morning six days a week I catch the bus to work
Mopping lifts that reek of piss for 150 quid a week
And my mates are playing lotto on a ten year losing streak
Only half as long as mine, and I don't even play the damn thing
And we, we're the lucky ones
Way down shit creek with no paddle
We're way down shit creek with no paddle
Sometimes a Chinese girl comes around and sell us DVD's
She's all smiles and "No speak English"
The guys browse through the piles of porn
And I wonder what her choice might be
And I wonder if she's scared of me
I bet some mafioso's got her
Threatening and abusing her
And to think
She's a lucky one
Way down shit creek with no paddle
She's way down shit creek with no paddle