Touched In The Deep End

Touring round the country, like the other chumps
cramming into buses and stuck in a slump
we are hardcore mother fuckers and our shit is original
so we built a motherfucking rock and roll dirigible
Its all decked out in gold and riches, we got hot and cold running bitches
you cant come on if you're wearing a bra, or touchy about violating federal law

rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
flying round the country like an aerial pimp
rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
the toilet bowl is gold, but the curtains are hemp

when were playing a show in their piss-ant town
theres always some ladies that wanna get down
we get a load of groupies and we bring em on board
they might get fucked or they might get ignored
but pretty soon we're tired of them being around
you know we ain't the type to gently let them down
so when we've taken just as much as we can take
we chuck those used up bitches out into a lake

rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
keep your eyes on the skies and you might catch a glimpse
rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
it'll make your fucking boner go limp

rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
the fridge is full of high life and jumbo shrimp
rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
hydrogen gas, grass, or ass, no one is exempt

you ain't never been on a trip like this before
I better let you know just what's in store
you're gonna see debauchery, drugs, and profanity,
OH THE HUMANITY!

rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
your lame ass cant get on, don't even attempt
rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
this will be a short ride if your bush is unkempt

rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
when the girlies come out, they walk with a limp
rock and roll blimp
rock and roll blimp
Led Zeppelin had a shark, but we've got a chimp