Touched In The Deep End

I worry about HIV, and download MP3s
I've got a HDTV and a cheap PC
my tivo turns itself on at 3 at night
recording hard core pron from uh satellite

but still I look around me and it dont seem right
theres some things I was expecting that are nowhere in sight
you see TV made me promises a long time ago
so excuse me please, but I'd like to know

Where's my fucking hovercar
where the hell is my jet pack
where's my sexy robot girl
to suck me off, and rub my back

I want my fucking hover car
I want to travel in a tube
I want my sexy robot girl
with 3 big tits and built in lube

I'd live the easy life with my robot wife
bringing me beers in my easy chair
she would never refuse unless she blew a fuse
and I would always carry a spare

she'd make a 4 course breakfast and clean up the place
while I slept in till noon
I'd take my hovercar to a titty bar
on the dark side of the moon

instead I'm circling the drain while fatcats drink champagne
and vote themselves another raise
they need to show me somehow that the future is now
cause I'm gonna snap one of these days

and I wont think about you at all,
in my sweet ass hovercar
won't worry about who you're with,
or wonder where you are

There wont be exhaust to make cough,
wont be no fenders to scrape
if you flick me off I'll land on your roof,
and crush your head like so much grape

Where's my fucking hovercar
where the hell is my jet pack
where's my sexy robot girl
to suck me off, and rub my back

I want my fucking hover car
I want to travel in a tube
did I mention the robot girl
with 3 big tits and built in lube

No one knows who you are in your hover car,
no one knows what you're about
and I'll feel just like a king when I'm flying that thing,
up and over and out.