Touched In The Deep End

I woke up this morning baby
Just before you left
I quietly watched you baby
as you got dressed
I love you so much baby
I hate to see you go
But its ok cause you forgot to lock, this bedroom window

Im gonna dig through your drawers
and rummage through your trash
find dirty panties to sell on Ebay
to make a little cash
and when that money's spent on drugs
I'll be back for more
and before I go I'm gonna take a dump, on your kitchen floor

cause I'm crazy as a shit house rat crazy in love with you
Im so sorry that I jizzed all over your nicest high heal shoes
cause I'm crazy in love with you, crazy as a shit house rat
I think I ought to tell ya baby, I cooked and at your cat

I remember the first time I saw you baby
that summer day at the park
you were sittin on in the port o pot
i was crouched in the dark
through a halo of light above
I saw your rosy face
I tell you I didn't even mind... that I'd been showered in your waste

people would not understand girl
they cannot see true love
those boys come knock on your door
and I'm lurking above
they don't even know I'm there
till I've already struck
down they go with a rake to the skull they dont know What the FUCK

cause I'm crazy as a shit house rat crazy in love with you
Im so sorry that I jizzed all over your nicest high heal shoes
cause I'm crazy in love with you, crazy as a shit house rat
I think I ought to tell ya baby, I cooked and at your cat

I guess I'm just a romantic
sometimes I try too hard
I could only hide so many dudes
in your neighbors back yard
I've been away from you girl
since they caught me last June
but my tunnel's already halfway dug, and I'll be home soon

I'm crazy as a shit house rat, I'm fucking out of my gourd
I got voices screamin in my head girl, and they can't be ignored
they're tellin me that its meant to be, to be just me and you
so if you don't love me baby, god only knows what I'll do