Delusions of Ganja

This album is a compilation of similar sounding songs from my back catalogue. I've tried distributing my music under a single artist name before, and I think people much prefer to hear a consistent genre at least. I apologise to anyone who dislikes the artist name; I appreciate that gun crime is not always a laughing matter. It is sometimes though. Love the album name too. Almost wet myself when I thought of it.

Anger Management was written back in August 2006 as a comedy about a guy who's trying to sing a love song to his girlfriend, but who keeps getting sidetracked by his political opinions. I really like the production on it, and I've thought about re-writing the lyric with something a but more serious.

I Know You're Fat, But You've Got Skills is from October 2007. Again, it's supposed to be funny, and I made a conscious effort not to swear! It's about a fat guy who, despite his weight, is very good at stuff in general. It's the only song I've ever written in my head before even picking a guitar up. I was at the gym on the treadmill watching some of my mates playing football. One in particular is a bit fat, but my God is he skillful.

The Lady Loves The Cock is from Christmas 2005, and is about a dignified and upstanding lady, who, behind closed doors, is something of a sexual animal. She can never quite be the role-model that she wishes to be because, as is made clear, although she likes to be a lady, she loves the cock.